July 10
Young people plan to appeal to Obama on abortion issue this weekend
An anti-choice youth group called Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust planned a July 13 protest at a Obama fundraiser. No word about whether they carried it out.

July 16
Conservatives help stall bullying bill
Social conservatives bully North Carolina lawmakers into stalling an anti-bullying law that includes sexual orientation as one of more than dozen reasons students might be bullied. Fortunately, students are never bullied because of their sexual orientation. Never.

July 25
Phyllis Schlafly is crazy, episode #9,043,709: “NEA’s radical plan for your kids”
Phyllis Schlafly writes an op-ed sure to shake the world on how the National Education Association, the largest U.S. teachers’ union, plots to turn kids into gay communist abortions. Or something.

Here’s a crib note to reading a Phyllis Schlafly article:
“Insert benign organization supports the insert kind of agenda agenda by insert ridiculous or benign accusation. Insert group supposedly affected, will you remain silent (or other action)?”

Example: “McDonalds supports the Gay Agenda by giving money to the Center of Commerce and having an openly gay vice-president. Parents, do you want your children eating gay meals instead of happy meals?”

Example: “The Rebel Alliance supports the Pro-Ewok Agenda by refusing to accept the dark side. Donate now if you don’t want Ewoks moving in to your neighborhood.”